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This is how I feel when I fix one test and another one fails: blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/FE/A31AA556A3AD65F85FBA513BD4AA5.gif

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josevalim: This is how I feel when I fix one test and another one fails: blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/FE/A31AA556A3AD65F85FBA513BD4AA5.gif
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diogovk
3809 days ago
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very good
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My feeling when it is midnight, I am planning to go sleep, but the last commit breaks the build: i.imgur.com/md3SWrg.gif

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josevalim: My feeling when it is midnight, I am planning to go sleep, but the last commit breaks the build: i.imgur.com/md3SWrg.gif
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diogovk
3809 days ago
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hahah
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'Sorry, I left out my glass of water from last night.' OH GOD I APPARENTLY LIVE IN A GARBAGE PIT.
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diogovk
3861 days ago
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I really can relate to this. haha
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Amorphous_Snake
3863 days ago
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I relate to the room owner :-D
veen
3864 days ago
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What a great metaphor for product development.
San Francisco, California
bibliogrrl
3864 days ago
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MY LIFE. And I do live in a garbage pit.
Chicago!
diannemharris
3864 days ago
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Holy crap how is this guy right on target every time! This happened to me last night!
missmintyfresh
3861 days ago
I am that damn person who needlessly apologizes!
adamgurri
3864 days ago
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lol the alt text
New York, NY
joshpennington
3864 days ago
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This has happened to me more times than I care to remember.
Saint Joseph, MI
JayM
3864 days ago
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Hahahahahaha
Atlanta, GA
Technicalleigh
3864 days ago
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GPOY
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shrodes
3864 days ago
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Title text:

'Sorry, I left out my glass of water from last night.' OH GOD I APPARENTLY LIVE IN A GARBAGE PIT.
Melbourne, Australia
DuskStar
3864 days ago
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To be honest, I DO live in a garbage pit...
Ann Arbor MI

Reassuring

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'At least humans are better at quietly amusing ourselves, oblivious to our pending obsolescence' thought the human, as a nearby Dell Inspiron contentedly displayed the same bouncing geometric shape screensaver it had been running for years.
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diogovk
3873 days ago
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This is so great
Jaragua do Sul
jonathanpeterson
3873 days ago
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You let me know when computers can create youtube videos of them hitting themselves in the nuts, until then, I need people.
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wakemp
3872 days ago
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There's a python script for that.
Victoria, British Columbia CA
Michdevilish
3873 days ago
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No Go
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beslayed
3873 days ago
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I'm reading this on a Dell Inspiron.
aaronwe
3873 days ago
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Computers still can't play No-limit Hold 'Em with the world's best, right? Or did that get solved too?
Denver
bluegecko
3873 days ago
Yes and no. Computers are actually phenomenal at playing poker, because they always know the exact odds, and can fairly easily build general models about their opponents through machine learning. What's missing, and what sometimes makes it look as though they stink, is that no program I'm aware of reads facial expressions and body language to fill into their opponent model, meaning that computers miss obvious tells. That's honestly more an issue at this point of someone taking the time to put all the pieces together, so I wouldn't really regard this as a major thing left.
wiz
3873 days ago
A bunch of OpenCV code should solve this...
bluegecko
3873 days ago
Yeah; detecting facial expressions shouldn't be too hard anymore, and given that computers can even trivially do things like detect pulses and blood pressure from video feeds, it'd be easy to program the computer to catch obvious fake facial expressions. It might not be as good as a human, but it'd be good enough.
pneuman
3873 days ago
Funny you should mention that -- the New York Times just posted a fascinating article about a computerised Texas Hold 'Em machine that seems very, very capable http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/08/magazine/poker-computer.html
aaronwe
3873 days ago
Fascinating piece. The difference is the bot in the NYT story plays limit hold 'em, which is a much more solvable problem, math-wise. No-limit (tournament style) hold 'em is much trickier for computers, because the range of possible moves is so much greater, and the human behavior is much harder to model.
pneuman
3872 days ago
Aha, thanks for the clarification.
jad
3873 days ago
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Alt text ftw.
mvoelske
3873 days ago
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Title: 'At least humans are better at quietly amusing ourselves, oblivious to our pending obsolescence' thought the human, as a nearby Dell Inspiron contentedly displayed the same bouncing geometric shape screensaver it had been running for years.